why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤
NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.
spontaneously gets RLY EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
“okay” she said.
“i said okay.”
he blushed. or rather, because he was dead, he became normal colored. “uh.” he propped himself on an elbow. “well.” she unburied her face from the pillow. “just, like—”
he leaned toward her. blue felt a thrill for a half a second. no, more like a quarter second. because after that she felt the too-firm pucker of his tense lips. his mouth mashed her lips until it met teeth. the entire thing was at once slimy and ticklish and hilarious.
they both gasped an embarrassed laugh.